January 2012
2 posts
YEAR IN REVIEW: TOP WHATEVER OF 2011 (NO...
First off, I would like to address the DRAMATIC drop off in Tumblr activity around the time Spring Training of the MLB/Spring Break/Signs of Warm Weather in the NE Coast began…observe:
Number of Tumblr Posts by Month:
January ‘11: ~36
February ‘11: ~27
March ‘11: 3
April ‘11: 2
May: ABSENT
June: ABSENT
August: 2
I have a feeling I can fill you in…and...
2011: The Review TBD
I can say this, though. The lineup for 2012 is looking pretty stellar:
Niagara Falls
Philly Mini Trip
San Francisco 2.0
Miami
Disney World
Europe/SE Asia (TBD)
San Francisco 3.0
December 2011
6 posts
What the fuck is up, Tumblr? Merry Christmas,...
November 2011
1 post
Best Three Texts In A Row: MVP 2011
On my way.
You tore my pussy apart.
Heart Attack Noodles.
October 2011
3 posts
5 tags
Translation: comic con with the gf!!!!
NYCC WITH @METSBITCH
3 tags
Things you need to win
ALDS GAME 3 2011
September 2011
6 posts
1 tag
Always Random: Recent Obsessions →
metsbitch:
1. Arrested Development: This show really was too smart for America. I watched all three seasons in the span of about 3 weeks (if I wasn’t employed I would’ve watched it in 3 days). The witty banter, outrageous characters, and obvious hints that the show was getting cancelled in season 3, and lack…
Is there anyway I can sort my tumblr my type of...
Am I missing the obvious…
“It’s the first time that I’m worried of a bad dream of a journey.”
– Blink-182
I told you all I needed was a new Blink album.
Welcome to adulthood.
August 2011
2 posts
What are they reading?
By the way, the below reading materials are as follow:
Me: Knightfall Part One: Broken Bat
Her: Hush
I had to bring her up to speed with Robins. She wasn’t aware of Jason Todd or Tim Drake. Although, when you explain it out loud, you kinda come to the conclusion that Batman is a dumb ass for making that mistake 3 times. Robin is cursed. Well, Grayson turned out alright but everyone else...
April 2011
2 posts
Logged Three New Bars That Are Not Red Bank
Johnny Mac, Asbury Park- Great space. Low light. Tavern feel. Skeeball. Thumbs up.
Draft House, Long Branch- This place should be great…in theory. On a Saturday night, the music matches its crowd which is a bad thing. The bartenders take their breaks in tanning booths. Switch out the iPod or fire the guy who thinks he’s a DJ because he can hit “Next” on his iTunes, and it...
March 2011
4 posts
I need to go back to leaping before I look.
6 tags
The Miami Breakdown
I can assure you that this list barely scratches the surface, but please read at your own risk as awesomeness overload may hinder your ability to operate a motor vehicle and/or heavy machinery.
Chronologically:
Printed out my boarding pass to discover I’m Group 5 in boarding. Not good. 85% of the plane boards in front of me and the gate agent can see the misery in my face as I have a...
The Miami Breakdown
February 2011
19 posts
A True Saturday Night
Coffee and writing.
True Nerd Out
If all goes well I’ll be completing an 8 person group tournament of strategy board games this evening. I like Power Grid and Settlers of Catan. We usually play those. However, we haven’t played Antique nor Container in quite some time. Antique is a game where an aggresive strategy sends everyone else out of whack. Interesting pros. Devastating cons. Container you’re able price...
Things I Want To Do RIGHT NOW (my friends are bums...
Play basketball (2v2, 3v3, or full court 5v5)
Play wiffleball
Play baseball
Play football
Go snowboarding
Go to a baseball game
Go to the beach: VOLLEYBALL
Eat lunch outside by the water
Travel
Weekend getaway: LAKE HOUSE STYLE (rope swing and everything)
BBQ on a deck
etc, etc, etc, etc
Master Control Room
I want to sit in a master control room and manipulate the herd with a push of the button.
I tried to go bed early...
…and I woke up at midnight. I haven’t been able to fall back asleep.
How did such a decision filled with good intentions backfire?
CLUCK-U
Roman Fried Chicken Sandwich (Fried Chicken, Garlic Sauce, Mozz)
4 Pc Fried Chicken w/ biscuits and powdered sugar
5 Pc Traditional Wings
Mac and Cheese
Rice and Beans
Mashed Potatoes w/ gravy (THEY JUST THREW THIS IN THERE!)
ROOT BEER FOR THE WIN
I have dinner and lunch for tomorrow. Get some.
Looks like The Blatant Attack will have another...
Big Dawg of The Blatant Attack will be Euro-hopping to visit friends from Beijing in their home countries: Belgium, Netherlands, Germany, Spain, France, and Ireland.
Knifefight will investigate the proper weeks to take vacation and meet him somewhere in the middle.
MVP 2011.
I think if you have to set your alarm for 4am to...
Thoughts?
BLINK-182 TO RELEASE NEW ALBUM THIS SUMMER! SAY IT...
Holy fuck-of-a-moly! I’ve been waiting too long. This album will inspire change.
Craig Mahoney Website and Podcast →
Met this guy at my last show. I’ll be featured on his podcast recording next Monday (President’s Day weekend). Look out for the promos!
I Should've Taped Last Night's Show
I could be a stand-up comic. Easy.
5 tags
Reblog: What do we think about Greenpoint,...
Whoa, I need to pull the bottle out of my mouth.
Save
Work
Write
Sketch Writing: UCB
Apartment
Miami
Goals
Dreams
Success
Hall of Fame of Life
lifeseemsalmostenchanted-deacti asked: Hey fool, I miss you. Get on AIM sometime.
Miami Vices: The Plan
Land in Miami
Find White Chocolate
Check into hotel
Rent jet skis for an hour
Jet ski
Begin search for a previously googled waterfront bar with docking
Dock the mother fucking jet ski
Have a margarita
Do a shot
Repeat
Repeat
Repeat
Repeat
“Oh, shit. We have to return the jet skis”
Find jet skis
Figure out how to turn on the jet ski
Begin search for the mother fucker...
RIP Strike Gently. HOLY FUCK STICK.
January 2011
61 posts
NE Coast, are you sick of the snowlocaust or what?
White Chocolate and I just drank a couple glasses of rye and watched the snow fall for a few hours. IT PILED UP. I thought this mini-storm was being over hyped like the mid-January freak out that resulted in basically nothing. However, it’s still snowing here in Central Jersey and it’s getting serious. A foot plus.
I was given the option to work from home tomorrow...
…I think I’ll take them up on that.
